Beauty is not judged by your clothes or your appearance.

Beauty is not judged by your clothes or your appearance.
It is judged by your inner beauty.
So...
Always Wear...
Designer Undergarments... :) :) :)

Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?

Q... Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat???

 A... Because he was pissed off!!!

Meet my wife Tina :-)

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina :-)
Boy2: Oh! I know her :-P
Boy1: oh How? :-/
Boy2: actually we were caught sleeping together :-|
Boy1: what??
What the hell? :-@
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Boy2 : during lecture in maths class dude :-P:-P
Think Positive yar :D

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